We should all be @verified

Mashable: “The Twitter co-founder’s parents Tim and Marcia Dorsey tweeted this week that they would like to be verified on the service. We’re not sure why they didn’t go to Jack directly.”

I think the verified program is kind of silly. Twitter should verify all real people and let the spam accounts stay unverified or do away with the program.

I’m the real Rob Fahrni. Why can’t I have a verified account? Jack’s parents are not special and neither are any other people with verified accounts.

I say verify all humans.

In the words of Tyler Durden

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.