Apple: “Tickets go on sale worldwide on April 25 at 10 a.m. PDT.”
For a few seconds Apple’s infrastructure will bear the weight of millions of geeks worldwide. They’ll click and tap as fast as they can in hopes of securing entrance to the show of shows, a little piece of Apple heaven. A few seconds later the dust will settle, server loads will return to normal, and a precious few will have been blessed. The clouds will part, the sun will shine, it will be glorious!
Then the whining starts.