Old Man

I like working in the yard. It’s good exercise, fun when you see the finished work, and gives me time to listen to podcasts.

Here’s the old man process for working in the yard.

Step one: Apply liberal amounts of old man gel to knees.

Step two: Slide on knee sleeves. These provide warmth, stability, and the pressure helps with swelling.

Step three: Pre medicate. You know you’re gonna have pain and swelling. Get ahead of it.

Step four: Remember to grab your headphones!

Step five: GO DO THE WORK AND ENJOY THE SUNSHINE!