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Peak iPad

Apple BasketM.G. Siegler: “As a standalone business, just based on the last 12 months of revenue, the iPad would be in the top 100 companies in the Fortune 500. Think about that for a second. The iPad alone is bigger than almost all Fortune 500 companies.

Boy, I wish I could have a disappointing product like that.

Heck, I’d love to have a disappointment that made enough to support a “Lifestyle Business.”

It’s interesting that Wall Street absolutely hates how Apple operates, yet Apple continues to give investors plenty of return on their investment, and they continue to do things The Apple Way.

No, Apple does not need to do what everyone else is doing. No, they shouldn’t listen to the industry “experts.” They should continue to do what they do. Apple doesn’t make revolutionary things, like people believe. The work they do is evolutionary. They go the extra distance. They polish the rough edges.

Think of it this way. Apple didn’t make the first portable music player or smart phone or tablet. They made them better. You don’t have to be first, you just have to make something magical. That’s the key, but it’s not easy to do.

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Scum bag move, Instagram

Brian Hoff [Medium]: “But here’s the kicker: the new owner of the @kathleen username on Instagram is a current Facebook / Instagram employee. Yes, you read that correctly.”

This is something I think about from time to time. Losing my “Fahrni” account name on Twitter for some random reason. These services are FREE, right? Yes, which means most of them reserve the right to take your account name at any time, for any reason.

While I know they’re free and they can take them at any time, this move, by a Facebook or Instagram employee, is super scummy and you would think they would have policies in place to prevent this type of activity.

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Brother, can you spare a hand?

Since September 2013 I’ve had a problem with my left hand. My pinkie, ring finger, and half of my palm have been numb most of the time and hypersensitive the rest. I figured it was a RSI of some sort and set about figuring out how to fix it. I Googled around and found some information on my exact symptoms. I thought if I followed the exercises it would fix itself.

You’re going to need surgery

In November I finally went to a doctor, yes, I waited two months, I wouldn’t recommend doing that.

I was sent to a Neurologist. She performed a nerve conduction study. Ever have one of those? I wouldn’t recommend it. The doc pokes little probes into your skin and sends a current into it. It made my hand and arm jump about, but not as good as it should have. Her conclusion? “You need surgery. You have severe nerve damage.” Swell. She goes on to tell me the damage is in my elbow, my ulna nerve. She asked how I damaged my arm. I have no idea how it happened, it just happened.

Let’s try therapy

I was referred to a surgeon. You know what surgeons like to do? They like to cut. They are a hammer and everything is a nail.

I met with the surgeon in early December to figure out my next steps. I liked this guy instantly. He has a great bedside manner, very personable. His assistant took pictures of my hands and took my vitals, this is something they would do each visit.

I gave the doc the lowdown and he talked to me about the results of the nerve conduction study and decided to give me a steroid shot, directly into my left wrist in hopes my symptoms would clear up. It could have been swelling, and this approach may fix it. Great!

A couple weeks later, I was back for my follow up. No change in symptoms. Bummer. We talked for a bit and the doc had a recommendation before going the surgery route. “Let’s try therapy.”

When do you want to have surgery?

I like therapy. I learned how to sit properly and how to adjust my workspace so I wouldn’t develop other physical issues. I purchased a new hands free headset, I spend a lot of time on the phone, and purchased a GeekDesk so I could set my desk at the proper height and work standing up once in a while. I propped my display up to the proper height and stopped using my laptop keyboard.

I went to therapy twice a week for a month or so. I learned how to do all sorts of exercises to deal with my condition. It was all about realigning, or freeing up, my ulna nerve so it wouldn’t be pinched and my symptoms would disappear. I even changed how I sleep. Moving from sleeping on my left side to my right.

It didn’t work. I met with the surgeon and he asked, “When do you want to have surgery?” Truth be told, I didn’t. I tried to talk him into waiting until July. “July? Why July?” I explained I was busy at my day and night job. He explained that I risked further damage to my ulna nerve. The worst outcome? Losing the use of my left hand. Clearly I didn’t want that to happen. We scheduled surgery.

Let’s make a smily face

March, 25. That was the big day. Surgery. I’d finally get this darned thing fixed. The day came. I was in pre op and the doc stopped by. He asked which arm we were working on, he knew of course, but he had to hear me say it. I must have been asked that question a dozen times. He took out a Sharpie said “Let’s make a smily face” and proceeded to draw two points about five inches apart on the inside of my elbow, and placed his initials on the inside bend of my elbow.

That was around 4PM. I woke up at 7:30PM. I was groggy and my throat was a bit sore. They had to put me fully under. Apparently I started wiggling a bit during the surgery. I was supposed to receive a nerve block and be put into “twilight sleep” a wonderful concoction of drugs that leaves you awake, with no memory of the event. I guess I needed a bit more help. The nurse said the doc had to go a bit deeper than expected, I have no idea what that means, but there you go.

Back to therapy

It’s been a week since my Ulna Nerve Transposition (NSFW). I’m pretty excited to get the splint off my arm, it’s a real pain in the butt. Therapy starts Friday and I get to bend my elbow, with my newly relocated ulna nerve, for the first time in a bit over a week.

I’m hopeful my hand will return to normal in due time. It can take up to a year for the nerve to fully repair itself, and after all this there is a chance it may never repair itself.

Only time will tell.

UPDATE (02/04/2014): Yes, this post was written with one hand, on my iPhone using WordPress for iOS.

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Brew and a Movie? Yes, please.

Hot buttered popcorn and a movie, ahhh!Visalia Times Delta: “Galaxy Theatres in Tulare will likely soon become the first movie house in Tulare County ready to serve beer and wine, joining a new trend in the motion picture business.”

I hope this happens. When we lived in Atascadero we would frequent the VIP Lounge at the Galaxy Theatre. It was quite an experience. I hope the Galaxy in Tulare goes whole hog and creates a VIP Lounge experience. It’s not about the booze to me, it’s about a better viewing experience that includes beer, wine and better food. The VIP Lounge in Atascadero improves the viewing experience with bigger, more comfortable, seating. That alone makes it worth the price of admission.

I’m sure there is plenty of local opposition to serving alcohol at a movie theatre, GASP! The horror! It’s not going to be what people think. The area that serves alcohol is separate from the main movie house and requires ID to enter, you have to be 21 or older. At least that’s how the Atascadero theatre is setup.

In the end, I hope we get it.

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Bitwise Fresno

Fresno Bee: “We’re putting these companies in an environment where they are thriving by virtue of who their neighbor is and the shared intellectual capital that’s here,” Soberal said.

If for no other reason this is why Bitwise Fresno is important to techies in the San Joaquin Valley. I’ve been in the building and felt the energy, it’s fantastic.

Maybe some day, when I grow up, I’ll be able to actively participate in this awesome community.

If you’re in, or around, the Fresno area and are a developer, designer, or involved in computing technology I’d encourage you to visit Bitwise and talk to Mr. Soberal. He’s very approachable and a great guy, more importantly, he believes in what he’s doing.

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Apps I Use Most

AHHHHHH!I’m not into year end posts or making resolutions, so I thought I’d share a list of apps I use daily, on my phone. Inspired by M.G. Siegler.

  • Twitterrific – My favorite app on my iPhone and iPad. I also use it on my Mac. The fine folks at Iconfactory make great software.
  • Riposte – A client for Alpha/App.Net. Since Twitter has clamped down on third party clients App.Net clients are where great UI/UX is happening.
  • Path – What a great replacement for the disaster that is Facebook.
  • Pocket – This is a “read later” app. I prefer it to others, there are a few that compete in the space. I think they’ve done a great job with the UI.
  • Fantasrical – A great replacement for the mess in iOS 7 called Calendar. The recent update includes reminders support. Another great indie shop, Flexibits.
  • Malt – I use a fun image service called mlkshk. Malt is a great iOS client. It’s fairly new and the developer is top notch.
  • Evernote – My note taking service of choice. My electronic brain.
  • Launch Center Pro – Another indie shop; Contrast.
  • WordPress for iOS – I’m using it to compose this post, nuff said.
  • Elixr – A specialty app for keeping track of your adult beverages. Beautifully designed and fun. Made by the folks that brought us Tumblr for iOS and Instapaper for Android; Mobelux. Great shop.
  • Interesting – From Designer/Developer Mike Rundle. It’s another way to look at news.
  • Mail – Almost forgot this one! Yes, I use the built in Mail client. Works great.
  • Safari – Apple’s web browser, based on their open source project, WebKit, that forms the core of Chrome as well as Safari. (Yes, I know Google has forked WebCore.)
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NFL: The Biggest Con

The Atlantic: “Nearly all NFL franchises are family-owned, converting public subsidies and tax favors into high living for a modern-day feudal elite.”

I love pro sports, and the NFL in particular, as much as the next person, but this is ridiculous. Of course the common folk will never attempt to stop the insanity because we love watching millionaire sports heroes take to the gridiron to play a game.

Here’s the kicker. We pay to go to the stadium, which isn’t cheap, and if you live in an area with a pro team you pay tax money to build and support luxury stadiums.

We’re sick.

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Web.Next

Dave Winer: “But all that has changed with the ability to access cloud storage from apps written in JavaScript that run in the browser. Software that used to require a central server, and was easy to attack, and had to scale for all sizes of use-cases, now can run in the browser, with little if any loss of power.”

Dave is excited he can host a JavaScript on a server and pull it to the browser to execute because it affords him the ability to do simple applications without the need of web services. I can understand his excitement. It’s less expensive than running a GIGANTOR set of servers to host your services and answer requests thrown at them from the client. Point taken. It’s a step in the right direction, but I still think services are necessary for all but the smallest of apps because browsers still don’t make great hosts for applications.

Bringing in the Harvest
I think designing services first is the more appropriate thing to do. Don’t think about the UI first. UI’s are a dime a dozen and should be lowest common denominator (browser), up to native, high performance, best of breed (platform specific; iOS, Android, etc.) Because mobile is so important today you can’t leave that out of any discussion about web based services. Most web apps I’ve run on my phone are pretty horrible performance wise, but I can run them. If I have a choice to get a native mobile client I always opt for it because of that.

Dave accused me of calling him stupid.

Far from it, Dave. I know you’re not stupid, I just have a different idea than you, that’s all. A differing of opinion, and that’s ok. I think you’ll be very happy with your new model and out of that we’ll see some great browser apps.

I’ve talked about it before. I’d like to see the browser evolve way beyond what it is today if this is the new “OS” for the web based world. It must if we expect to create beautiful, highly usable, fully functional applications like we did on the desktop before the invention of the browser.

When the browser can evolve to a faceless shell that is language agnostic and allows us to control it like a native application controls the desktop environment, man, then we’ll have something special, until that time it will provide the lowest common denominator gateway to the web.

Web Next

Can you imagine the explosion of high quality code and components that would flow out of a world where we’re not limited to the confines of the browser and JavaScript? It would be industry changing.

I’d love to see the browser community embrace the idea of a full CLI implementation and create a way to hit and endpoint URL that pulls a fully built application to the desktop that’s hosted by an “invisible” browser. [UPDATE: This part, about pulling a full app plays nicely with what Dave is talking about.] The browser should serve as the new OS giving the developer full access to a virtualized machine.

We’ll get there, some day.

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Blockbuster Death Watch

Forbes: “But at such a high cost, with little evidence that the project would connect with audiences to justify it, a $220- $250 million Lone Ranger will now struggle to break even if it does the unlikely and crosses $400 million worldwide.”

This is a bit frightening if you’re a fan of movies. A few weeks back Steven Spielberg warned how close Hollywood is to collapse.

“That’s the big danger, and there’s eventually going to be an implosion — or a big meltdown. There’s going to be an implosion where three or four or maybe even a half-dozen megabudget movies are going to go crashing into the ground, and that’s going to change the paradigm.”

I hope this doesn’t happen, but to read an article outlining how a $250 million film is a flop is a bit of a drag.